Why auto-bless systems are fail.
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As seen by Anonymous. Posted under Imperian as a Funnies log.Also, funny that he smited and didn't panic.
Submitted 15 Dec 2011. 497 views in total, 3.13 per day.You bow your head and pray to the Lord of the Six Suns for the deliverance of
Pious Tajje, Initiate Cleric.
Pious Tajje, Initiate Cleric arrives in answer to the summons.
Equilibrium Taken: 4.20s
<361/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje utters a prayer to the Goddess of Life and smites you.
Damage Taken: 40 blunt, physical (raw damage: 96)
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs> <-40>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0> tell tajje blessings
You tell Pious Tajje, Initiate Cleric, "Blessings."
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje tells you, "Blessing... Please wait."
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje pours blessings over you from the Goddess of Life, and divine choirs
begin to sing joyously at the edge of your hearing.
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0> judge tajje
You raise your spiritual mace over Tajje, calling upon the Lord of the Six Suns
to pass judgement on his sins, and it begins to crackle with fire.
Equilibrium Taken: 5.20s
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje utters a prayer to the Goddess of Life and smites you.
Damage Taken: 32 blunt, physical (raw damage: 77)
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs> <-33>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
You swing the crackling mace about your head, gathering momentum as you bear
down on him.
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0> `s0
[Trigger level set on 0.]
[No trigger can cause anything to be sent.]
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
The divine choir lingers on in your mind, and your spirit soars.
Your fatigue lifts as your weary limbs are rallied.
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje utters a prayer to the Goddess of Life and smites you.
Damage Taken: 32 blunt, physical (raw damage: 77)
<256/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs> <-32>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
The mace begins to make a high-pitched keening sound as it rapidly spins over
your head.
<256/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
With a roar of righteous fury, you bring your burning, shrieking mace down upon
Tajje, who crumples lifeless to the ground as his sins are purged by the Lord
of the Six Suns by the cleansing fire.
You have slain Tajje.
Tajje leaves to the ether.
**********************************************************
You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph! (
Pious Tajje, Initiate Cleric.
Pious Tajje, Initiate Cleric arrives in answer to the summons.
Equilibrium Taken: 4.20s
<361/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje utters a prayer to the Goddess of Life and smites you.
Damage Taken: 40 blunt, physical (raw damage: 96)
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs> <-40>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0> tell tajje blessings
You tell Pious Tajje, Initiate Cleric, "Blessings."
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje tells you, "Blessing... Please wait."
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje pours blessings over you from the Goddess of Life, and divine choirs
begin to sing joyously at the edge of your hearing.
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0> judge tajje
You raise your spiritual mace over Tajje, calling upon the Lord of the Six Suns
to pass judgement on his sins, and it begins to crackle with fire.
Equilibrium Taken: 5.20s
<321/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje utters a prayer to the Goddess of Life and smites you.
Damage Taken: 32 blunt, physical (raw damage: 77)
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs> <-33>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
You swing the crackling mace about your head, gathering momentum as you bear
down on him.
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <-bpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0> `s0
[Trigger level set on 0.]
[No trigger can cause anything to be sent.]
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
The divine choir lingers on in your mind, and your spirit soars.
Your fatigue lifts as your weary limbs are rallied.
<288/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
Tajje utters a prayer to the Goddess of Life and smites you.
Damage Taken: 32 blunt, physical (raw damage: 77)
<256/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs> <-32>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
The mace begins to make a high-pitched keening sound as it rapidly spins over
your head.
<256/361h 274/274m 0e 0w 74x <ebpp> <bs>> <LL:5 RL:13 HE:0 TO:2 LA:0 RA:0>
With a roar of righteous fury, you bring your burning, shrieking mace down upon
Tajje, who crumples lifeless to the ground as his sins are purged by the Lord
of the Six Suns by the cleansing fire.
You have slain Tajje.
Tajje leaves to the ether.
**********************************************************
You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph! (