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Submitted 30 Mar 2015. 2095 views in total, 2.12 per day.
[AL] Candide - out
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Candide arrives from the out.
[AL] Candide - here
Caelas Willowbrook says, "Welcome to the Council of Celidon! Remember to be on your best behavior, and don't kill our fruit bats."
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Candide gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
H:637/637 M:386/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Current Defences:
# of defs   : 38
Chivalry    : [weath][fitne][gripp][resis][sfirm][ngage][dfend]
Tattoos     : [cloak][hood ][ owl ][shiel][torch][minds][starb]
Survival    : [insom][mwake][slfsh][sated][cward]
Perception  : [night][3deye][death][alert][warni][lands]
              [hyper][skies][trees][teles][vigil]
Vials       : [mass ][speed][levit][venom][frost][calor]
Herbs       : [myrrh][fenug][quinc][blind][deafn]
General     : [raura][celer][tenem][mount][clari][bdage][mimic]
Par/Tar/Dis : head / none / none
Armour      : 68C / 68B
Blindness   : Keep up
Deafness    : Keep up
Others      : Champion XP
            - Guild Reserves
            - Guild XP
            - Lifevision
H:637/637 M:386/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You tilt your head curiously.
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
The Celidon Threshold. [Celidon Council.][13499]
A rune that looks like a nail has been sketched into the ground here. Sparkling as they catch stray light, pieces of various coloured gemstones dangle from the dowels of a forest green hammock hanging here. A massive, sparkling wheel hovers here, a bejeweled arrow pointing straight up from the middle of the wheel. Lined with silken fabric of a silvery-blue hue, a simple basket sits in the corner. There are 2 monolith sigils here. A pool of shadows swirls about the centre of the room releasing tendrils of darkness about the ground. A noble black horse prances here, with eyes of silvery starlight. A large cave bat hangs menacingly above you, watching your every move. There are 2 fruit bats here. There are 20 elite Xiur Champions of Celidon here. There are 2 immense shadow arachnids here. There are 2 elite moss-covered xiur brawlers here. A centaur earth priestess drags her hand along the rocks here, motes of light dancing at her fingertips. Caelas Willowbrook stands here alert, scanning the area for signs of trouble. A huge elephant swings its trunk back and forth here. A banded stallion stands here quietly regarding his surroundings. A spectral panther named Aviros is here, prowling within the shadows. An august burnished stallion stands here, stomping his hooves. Nostrils flared, a black and white mare stands attentively here. A graceful silver mare prances here, tossing her flower-wreathed head. A noble kestrel is perched nearby, keen eyes gazing upon you. Candide, Student of the Arts is here.
e: north, up, and a massive granite boulder stands vigilant to the out (gate open)
In Room: Candide.
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Candide gives a black-cat shaped vial to you.
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Candide, Student of the Arts sings, "Yoth."
Your hearing suddenly improves and you feel almost overwhelmed with the variety of sounds.
aff+ yoth
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb b> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Candide, Student of the Arts sings, "Gyin."
You suddenly feel compelled to 'combo slash slash candide cyanide cyanide'.
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
def- anti-weapon field
You pick cyanide.
You slashed Candide with a sabre.
You pick cyanide.
You slashed Candide with a sabre.
bal:2.38
H:637/637 M:380/386 <e- b> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You smoke linseed.
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                  [ -=-=- BALANCE IS BACK -=-=- ]
H:637/637 M:373/386 <eb b> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You can smoke again.
H:637/637 M:386/386 <eb b> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Candide leaves to the out.
[AL] Candide - out
H:637/637 M:386/386 <eb b> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
Your hearing has returned to normal.
aff- yoth
H:637/637 M:386/386 <eb b> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You eat juniper. [3999]
Silence engulfs you as your hearing fades.
H:637/637 M:386/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You say, "Oh no.."
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You gain an aura of rebounding.
def+ anti-weapon field
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You may eat another herb or plant.
H:637/637 M:380/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo
You have slain Candide.
CANDIDE died!!!
CANDIDE died!!!
CANDIDE died!!!
H:637/637 M:373/386 <eb db> B:0 X:62.18 -- Alonzo