MUD Inventory Organization Disorder
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As seen by Anonymous. Posted under Aetolia as a Funnies log.If your inventory looks like this, you might suffer from MIOD.
Submitted 3 Mar 2010. 913 views in total, 0.15 per day.You are holding:
40 plain wooden vials, 10 polished redwood pipes, a soot-blackened tinderbox.
You are holding:
"vial121655" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial121672" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial121726" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial121868" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial122177" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial122892" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123027" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123306" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123392" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123910" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial124796" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial124798" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125178" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125185" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125260" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125400" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125517" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial29187" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial29752" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial30006" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial41235" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mending).
"vial117665" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mending).
"vial109605" a plain wooden vial (a caloric salve).
"vial110804" a plain wooden vial (a caloric salve).
"vial115425" a plain wooden vial (an epidermal salve).
"vial115481" a plain wooden vial (an epidermal salve).
"vial232791" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mass).
"vial232792" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mass).
"vial52797" a plain wooden vial (a salve of restoration).
"vial53435" a plain wooden vial (a salve of restoration).
"vial106004" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of speed).
"vial109441" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of speed).
"vial232778" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of venom).
"vial232779" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of venom).
"vial116892" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of frost).
"vial232702" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of frost).
"vial43504" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of levitation).
"vial43565" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of levitation).
"vial232668" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of immunity).
"vial232670" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of immunity).
"pipe174921" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe175519" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe177097" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe177260" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe174387" a polished redwood pipe (elm).
"pipe178270" a polished redwood pipe (elm).
"pipe178725" a polished redwood pipe (elm).
"pipe177991" a polished redwood pipe (valerian).
"pipe178029" a polished redwood pipe (valerian).
"pipe178213" a polished redwood pipe (valerian).
"tinderbox34243" a soot-blackened tinderbox.
You are wearing:
"pack35391" a sleek, black pack.
"longcoat41220" a heavy black winter coat.
"shirt171837" a sophisticated obsidian shirt.
"undershirt224386" a sleeveless, loose white undershirt.
"gloves223137" a pair of leather fingerless gloves.
"underwear96047" a pair of white lace panties.
"trousers33541" a pair of black leather skirted pants.
"stockings36248" a pair of white silk stockings.
"boots167750" black leather boots.
Glancing into the cache, you see:
[ 50] ash [ 50] bayberry [ 50] bellwort
[ 50] bloodroot [ 50] cohosh [ 50] echinacea
[ 50] elm [ 50] ginseng [ 50] goldenseal
[ 50] hawthorn [ 50] kelp [ 50] kola
[ 50] lobelia [ 50] moss [ 50] pear
[ 50] sileris [ 50] skullcap [ 50] valerian
40 plain wooden vials, 10 polished redwood pipes, a soot-blackened tinderbox.
You are holding:
"vial121655" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial121672" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial121726" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial121868" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial122177" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial122892" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123027" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123306" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123392" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial123910" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of health).
"vial124796" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial124798" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125178" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125185" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125260" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125400" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial125517" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial29187" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial29752" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial30006" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of mana).
"vial41235" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mending).
"vial117665" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mending).
"vial109605" a plain wooden vial (a caloric salve).
"vial110804" a plain wooden vial (a caloric salve).
"vial115425" a plain wooden vial (an epidermal salve).
"vial115481" a plain wooden vial (an epidermal salve).
"vial232791" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mass).
"vial232792" a plain wooden vial (a salve of mass).
"vial52797" a plain wooden vial (a salve of restoration).
"vial53435" a plain wooden vial (a salve of restoration).
"vial106004" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of speed).
"vial109441" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of speed).
"vial232778" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of venom).
"vial232779" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of venom).
"vial116892" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of frost).
"vial232702" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of frost).
"vial43504" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of levitation).
"vial43565" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of levitation).
"vial232668" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of immunity).
"vial232670" a plain wooden vial (an elixir of immunity).
"pipe174921" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe175519" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe177097" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe177260" a polished redwood pipe (skullcap).
"pipe174387" a polished redwood pipe (elm).
"pipe178270" a polished redwood pipe (elm).
"pipe178725" a polished redwood pipe (elm).
"pipe177991" a polished redwood pipe (valerian).
"pipe178029" a polished redwood pipe (valerian).
"pipe178213" a polished redwood pipe (valerian).
"tinderbox34243" a soot-blackened tinderbox.
You are wearing:
"pack35391" a sleek, black pack.
"longcoat41220" a heavy black winter coat.
"shirt171837" a sophisticated obsidian shirt.
"undershirt224386" a sleeveless, loose white undershirt.
"gloves223137" a pair of leather fingerless gloves.
"underwear96047" a pair of white lace panties.
"trousers33541" a pair of black leather skirted pants.
"stockings36248" a pair of white silk stockings.
"boots167750" black leather boots.
Glancing into the cache, you see:
[ 50] ash [ 50] bayberry [ 50] bellwort
[ 50] bloodroot [ 50] cohosh [ 50] echinacea
[ 50] elm [ 50] ginseng [ 50] goldenseal
[ 50] hawthorn [ 50] kelp [ 50] kola
[ 50] lobelia [ 50] moss [ 50] pear
[ 50] sileris [ 50] skullcap [ 50] valerian