MUD Inventory Organization Disorder

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As seen by Anonymous. Posted under Aetolia as a Funnies log.

If your inventory looks like this, you might suffer from MIOD.

Submitted 3 Mar 2010. 117 views in total, 0.62 per day.

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Comment #1 by tonykunz@xxx at 3 March 2010.

a Deathglory orb, 727 plain isan vials, 7 keys, 30 blunted jousting lances, a
vorpal shard, a soot-blackened tinderbox, 258 small black vials, a dwarven
battleaxe, 4 sturdy explorers vials, 4 mixed berry scones, 35 iron vials, a
smoked glass pipet, 14 sun-etched isan vials, 11 cylindrical sinn vials, 4
slender rolled churatas, 3 hand rolled churata cigars, 5 elven-crafted vials, a
gorilla-shaped vial, an angular isan vial, 2 coiled rattlesnake-shaped vials, an
elegant black ironwood vial, a spyglass, a murky glass letter holder, 3 black
forearm sheaths, a tarnished silver vial, 3 maplewood vials, 3 cedarwood vials,
3 black-walnut vials, 3 teakwood vials, 3 cherry wood vials, 2 birchwood vials,
3 sycamore vials, a chestnut vial, 2 mahogony vials, a tightly-rolled scroll, a
Gem of Transmutation, a durable black leather backpack, a patterned gold vial, a
clockwork fan, a silk pack, a flintlock, a hefty shovel, a pretty pink box, an
elegant white letter, a polished gold vial, a piccolo of the pests, a gem of
cloaking, 3 obsidian and gold pipes, a simple oaken pipe, a caravan crop, a
sturdy explorers pot, a curved sabre, a curved sabre, 2 strong broadswords.

You possess 1186 items and are carrying no gold.

Comment #2 by codyharmor@xxx at 4 March 2010.

Pfft, I can beat that.

You are holding:
a pair of cotton black pants, a comfortable white cotton shirt, 169 black
silver rose vials, 1693 cylindrical sinn vials, 6 slender sinn pipes, a bamboo
fishing pole, reinforced onyx leather boots, a pair of plated vambraces, 128
small black vials, 21 dirk-etched isan vials, a winged horse shaped sinn vial,
10 isan vials, a wooden vial, a serpentine pipe, an icebox, 86 plain isan vials
, a squirrel and wolf carved vial, 10 sinn-decorated isan vials, 2 golden vial
of the sands, 2 flame-shaped isan vials, 3 chestnut vials, 3 teakwood vials, 2
cherry wood vials, 2 birchwood vials, 3 maplewood vials, 4 black-walnut vials,
2 sycamore vials, a spyglass, 7 mahogany vials, a wolf-shaped vial of sinn, a
Stormweaver's vial, a delicately carved stone pipe, a Rowan-etched vial, a
silver tinderbox, a Hammer of Forging, a runic totem, a broad-tipped arrow, a
preserved letter, 2 pretty pink boxes, a runic suede leather pouch, a
firecracker shaped cupcake, 4 pocketbelts, a dark brown cotton-canvas pack, 3
canvas backpacks, 2 compact leather packs, an elegant diamond vial, 6
flame-shaped sigils, an iron-tipped whip, a powder blue pillar candle, a barbed
arrow, a needle-pointed dirk, an exclamation point-shaped vial, 2 curved sabres
, a strong broadsword, a MONOLITH sigil.
You are wearing:
a black canvas satchel, black cotton boxers, a plate helm, 4 thin silver rings,
a banded shield, a shimmering suit of full plate armour, a glass bubble, a
simple silver necklace, a pair of plate greaves, a quiver, a black Commander
uniform shirt, a pair of black uniform pants.
You have 48 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 2220 items and are carrying no gold.

Comment #3 by notnoworforever@xxx at 4 March 2010.

a sturdy shortsword, 270 shiny red vials, 2 slender rune-etched pipes, a
soot-blackened tinderbox, a flintlock, a dwarven battleaxe, 4 bright red cherry
lollipops, a hornbow, 5 buckets, an obsidian and gold pipe.

You have 43 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 307 items and are carrying no gold.

Comment #4 by metrowolf12@xxx (author) at 5 March 2010.

*explodes*