World Broken, Blame Calix
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As seen by Ivellios. Posted under Imperian as a Funnies log.Was trying to leave for the night, songbird flew off like I logged out but I was still awake, and then the complaints rolled in on the market channel.
Submitted 7 Mar 2010. 289 views in total, 0.41 per day.You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1925w 66x ebpp> bd>>
A stunning songbird begins to sing a trilling song to you.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1926w 66x ebpp> bd>>
A stunning songbird gives one final chirp before flying off.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1927w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Kinsarmar): Ruga says, "Anyone around able to do runes?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1929w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1939w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1940w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1941w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1942w 66x ebpp> bd>>
Thank you, your bug has been submitted.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1948w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Justus says, "Anyone else lost their GHELP files?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No help files yet!
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Doshar says, "Yes."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "Yep."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Yes."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Or CHELP files?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Kliko says, "Yes."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Those as well."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Doshar says, "Oh Dranor, what have you done now."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "And it appears that I can't leave the realms."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Gawrl says, "Oh damn...."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Someone hit the wrong button."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Hahaha."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Justus says, "I would like to take this opportunity to blame Ozreas
for breaking everything."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Alexio says, "Let the killing begin!"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Agreed."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Kinsarmar): Polaris says, "The apocalypse has begun!"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "I see someone getting a parchement of pink."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Doshar says, "I blame Kialae entirely. Our shops have been offcially
overly fixed."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Basic help files and index are there."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No help files yet!
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
Most perplexing.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Hmm."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Gawrl says, "I agree Ivellios.. Anyone check Clans yet?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Leisane says, "Logs are gone, too."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "Guild health isn't working either."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Clans are gone."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Amaris says, "SHOP LOG is gone."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "Nothing in the city logs."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Nstat caused an error."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
News summary for Ivellios:
--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't
execute this command again right now.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Alexio says, "Citylogs working for Stavenn still."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Aislygn says, "Skill descriptions gone."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "It works but just no activity."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
-----------------------------------------------------------
General Skills Rank
-----------------------------------------------------------
Perception 21% Fabled
Survival 100% Transcendent
Weaponry 9% Expert
Tattoos 64% Fabled
Evasion 100% Transcendent
Engineering 0% Inept
Taming 0% Inept
Concoctions 0% Inept
-----------------------------------------------------------
Guild Skills Rank
-----------------------------------------------------------
Voice 100% Transcendent
Thespia 100% Transcendent
Artistry 100% Transcendent
-----------------------------------------------------------
Mini Skills Rank
-----------------------------------------------------------
Antidotes 100% Transcendent
Constitution 100% Transcendent
Frost 0% Inept
Fitness 7% Capable
Galvanism 0% Inept
Philosophy 0% Inept
Thermology 0% Inept
-----------------------------------------------------------
To see your abilities within each skill, type AB .
HELP to get more information on a skill.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Amaris says, "Anyone else's shop logs wiped?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You know the following Voice abilities:
Luos Your voice brings light.
Nulous Pull shadows into the room.
Ka Locate people across the land.
Llan Heal yourself with a single word
Irayana Greatly increase plant growth.
Rubait Cause great pain in your foe.
Kiyan Pacify the angry.
Mellaon Bring sleep to those who hear it.
Sianllan Heal another of their wounds.
Arinyu The power to heal afflictions.
Kawis Knock them to the ground.
Nuarinyu Afflict those whom hear this terrible word.
Gyin Force them to bow to your will.
Daemos Shatter the shield of your foe.
Iluma Locate items about the land.
Maimra Cause pain to all whom hear this.
Chamine Randomly damages vibes, runes, rites.
Circles Specialize in the Bardic Arts.
Karinyu Diagnose the afflictions of others.
Ravsafa Understand languages of other races.
Myried Stun your foe with sound.
Shaite Cause massive damage.
Ramallan Heal everyone in the room.
Muamte Cause random afflictions.
Type MORE to continue reading. (73% shown)
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
There is no help file on that ability.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Calix says, "It is being looked into, blame me, everyone else does."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>> [Server closed connection.]
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you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1925w 66x ebpp> bd>>
A stunning songbird begins to sing a trilling song to you.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1926w 66x ebpp> bd>>
A stunning songbird gives one final chirp before flying off.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1927w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Kinsarmar): Ruga says, "Anyone around able to do runes?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1929w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1939w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1940w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1941w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1942w 66x ebpp> bd>>
Thank you, your bug has been submitted.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1948w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Justus says, "Anyone else lost their GHELP files?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No help files yet!
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Doshar says, "Yes."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "Yep."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Yes."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Or CHELP files?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Kliko says, "Yes."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Those as well."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Doshar says, "Oh Dranor, what have you done now."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "And it appears that I can't leave the realms."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while
you are out of the land.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Gawrl says, "Oh damn...."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Someone hit the wrong button."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Hahaha."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Justus says, "I would like to take this opportunity to blame Ozreas
for breaking everything."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Alexio says, "Let the killing begin!"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Agreed."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Kinsarmar): Polaris says, "The apocalypse has begun!"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "I see someone getting a parchement of pink."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Doshar says, "I blame Kialae entirely. Our shops have been offcially
overly fixed."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Menoch says, "Basic help files and index are there."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No help files yet!
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
Most perplexing.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
*******************************[ Bards Health ]********************************
Could not open guild health log file. Please BUG this.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Hmm."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Gawrl says, "I agree Ivellios.. Anyone check Clans yet?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Leisane says, "Logs are gone, too."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "Guild health isn't working either."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Clans are gone."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Amaris says, "SHOP LOG is gone."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "Nothing in the city logs."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Diaktoros says, "Nstat caused an error."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
News summary for Ivellios:
--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't
execute this command again right now.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Alexio says, "Citylogs working for Stavenn still."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
No activity.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Aislygn says, "Skill descriptions gone."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): You say, "It works but just no activity."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
-----------------------------------------------------------
General Skills Rank
-----------------------------------------------------------
Perception 21% Fabled
Survival 100% Transcendent
Weaponry 9% Expert
Tattoos 64% Fabled
Evasion 100% Transcendent
Engineering 0% Inept
Taming 0% Inept
Concoctions 0% Inept
-----------------------------------------------------------
Guild Skills Rank
-----------------------------------------------------------
Voice 100% Transcendent
Thespia 100% Transcendent
Artistry 100% Transcendent
-----------------------------------------------------------
Mini Skills Rank
-----------------------------------------------------------
Antidotes 100% Transcendent
Constitution 100% Transcendent
Frost 0% Inept
Fitness 7% Capable
Galvanism 0% Inept
Philosophy 0% Inept
Thermology 0% Inept
-----------------------------------------------------------
To see your abilities within each skill, type AB .
HELP to get more information on a skill.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Amaris says, "Anyone else's shop logs wiped?"
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
You know the following Voice abilities:
Luos Your voice brings light.
Nulous Pull shadows into the room.
Ka Locate people across the land.
Llan Heal yourself with a single word
Irayana Greatly increase plant growth.
Rubait Cause great pain in your foe.
Kiyan Pacify the angry.
Mellaon Bring sleep to those who hear it.
Sianllan Heal another of their wounds.
Arinyu The power to heal afflictions.
Kawis Knock them to the ground.
Nuarinyu Afflict those whom hear this terrible word.
Gyin Force them to bow to your will.
Daemos Shatter the shield of your foe.
Iluma Locate items about the land.
Maimra Cause pain to all whom hear this.
Chamine Randomly damages vibes, runes, rites.
Circles Specialize in the Bardic Arts.
Karinyu Diagnose the afflictions of others.
Ravsafa Understand languages of other races.
Myried Stun your foe with sound.
Shaite Cause massive damage.
Ramallan Heal everyone in the room.
Muamte Cause random afflictions.
Type MORE to continue reading. (73% shown)
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
There is no help file on that ability.
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>>
(Market): Calix says, "It is being looked into, blame me, everyone else does."
299/299h 323/410m 1398e 1950w 66x ebpp> bd>> [Server closed connection.]
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MudBot comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY. This is free
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for more details.
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