Runi/Zosia/Keesah/Armature Zero's issue ROFL
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As seen by Cardi. Posted under Imperian as a Funnies log.Draven, my lag is so awesome, I can kill people with no reason with it.
Juran, Justus and I are trying to bait some Antiochians, we caught more than just a little fish.
Submitted 26 Aug 2010. 483 views in total, 0.91 per day.<637/637h (0) 342/386m 2640e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:23:42.828
Runi has entered the grasslands at On the edge of western Celidon.
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2643e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:23:56.500
Sir Justus Thorondor says, "Get it."
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2646e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:01.562l
Target is now runi
'laaaaag
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
[Mapper's command queue cleared.]
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2646e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:26.250 <- 26 second lag
Sir Justus Thorondor says, "Get it get it get it. Runi."
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2647e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:33.906
Juran concentrates for a moment, a scowl momentarily crossing his benevolent
features.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2648e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Juran whispers words of confinement to the land surrounding him, ending with a
cry of "Runi"!
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2648e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
(Earthsingers): Naidia says, "Could you perhaps ink me up a cloak? I have the
inks."
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2648e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Juran grits his teeth and clenches his fists in some huge effort of will.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2649e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Seraphic Pride, Runi, Little Sunflower drops from the sky above you, landing in
an undignified heap on the ground.
[Runi - here, southeast]
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2650e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi takes a drink from a sunflower etched vial.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2650e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Juran looks to the roiling skies, and in anger cries out the name of Runi.
A bolt of lightning streaks down from the heavens and strikes Runi, who writhes
terribly as the energy ripples over her.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2650e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
The golem pounds Runi with a mighty fist of granite.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi calls out for the aid of her Seraphic guardian.
White light floods the area, and a shimmering figure appears beside Runi.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus pricks Runi twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
Runi appears weaker as her channel to water fails.
Runi appears weaker as her channel to fire fails.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi takes a drink from a sunflower etched vial.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a crude
Dragontooth dirk into his right hand, with a whip of jagged copper cable flowing
into the left.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus slips behind Runi and garrotes her with his whip.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
A gentle hum arises from Runi's seraph, as it raises a shield to protect her.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
A massive, ethereal hammer rises out of Juran's tattoo and smashes Runi's
translucent shield.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
The golem grabs and bearhugs Runi, trying to squeeze the life from her.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi takes a drink from a sunflower etched vial.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a crude
Dragontooth dirk into his right hand, with a whip of jagged copper cable flowing
into the left.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus slips behind Runi and garrotes her with his whip.
Runi gives a last, feeble gasp as her windpipe is crushed.
Runi has been slain by Justus.
You reach over to comfort Runi as she falls to the pk level of Dazzling.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Wide dusty plain adjoining Savannah.
This area is unnaturally flooded with water. A smattering of clouds fills the
sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You are in a land which is caught
between conflicting influences, inhabiting the periphery of the deserts, the
grasslands to the east, and far to the west the Areish mountains which tower
over you with their impressive bulk. Here however is a barren and almost
featureless wilderness where little grows, a place exposed to the ravages of the
elements and which offer the traveler little in the way of succour. A sigil in
the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Yellow rosebushes
erupt in full bloom around a nearly translucent pillar, where a large topaz key
spins gently on its end. A large beehive hangs down from the trees above. The
decaying remains of Runi lie here. Barely visible, a black ant lies crushed on
the ground. A swarm of bees hovers menacingly nearby. A mighty earth golem
stands guard here. A peaceful aura fills the area, emanating from Juran, Aspect
of Aryana. He wields a Druidic quarterstaff in his hands. Sir Justus Thorondor
is here, hidden. He wields a whip of jagged copper cable in his left hand and a
crude Dragontooth dirk in his right. Several large white oak trees form a
peaceful grove.
You see a single exit leading southeast.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
You say, "Laaaaag."
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:37.078
You do not see that individual here. Need new targets!
<637/637h (0) 351/386m 2672e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:26:36.437
Issue #96952 has been filed regarding you. Please submit a reply as soon as
possible. (See HELP ISSUES, HELP USINGISSUES)
Issue #96952 Reported by: Runi Re: Cardi
2010-08-26 02:26:48:
He's been repeatedly killing me for no real reason. I've tried to ask him to
stop, but he refuses.
(No reply yet)
<637/637h (0) 320/386m 2672e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:27:56.484'ha ha
You say, "Ha ha."
<637/637h (0) 320/386m 2672e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:27:58.484deaths runi
Runi Deaths
--------------------------------------------------------------
Deaths Killer Time
--------------------------------------------------------------
1 Justus 2010/08/26 02:24:42
2 Cardi 2010/08/20 20:07:35
1 Jarrhn 2010/08/15 06:31:10
1 Yurii 2010/08/07 01:51:17
1 Keijima 2010/08/05 23:28:06
--------------------------------------------------------------
Player Deaths: 6 Mobile Deaths: 0
Runi has entered the grasslands at On the edge of western Celidon.
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2643e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:23:56.500
Sir Justus Thorondor says, "Get it."
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2646e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:01.562l
Target is now runi
'laaaaag
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
dsl Runi metrazol metrazol
[Mapper's command queue cleared.]
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2646e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:26.250 <- 26 second lag
Sir Justus Thorondor says, "Get it get it get it. Runi."
<637/637h (0) 338/386m 2647e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:33.906
Juran concentrates for a moment, a scowl momentarily crossing his benevolent
features.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2648e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Juran whispers words of confinement to the land surrounding him, ending with a
cry of "Runi"!
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2648e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
(Earthsingers): Naidia says, "Could you perhaps ink me up a cloak? I have the
inks."
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2648e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Juran grits his teeth and clenches his fists in some huge effort of will.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2649e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Seraphic Pride, Runi, Little Sunflower drops from the sky above you, landing in
an undignified heap on the ground.
[Runi - here, southeast]
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2650e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi takes a drink from a sunflower etched vial.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2650e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Juran looks to the roiling skies, and in anger cries out the name of Runi.
A bolt of lightning streaks down from the heavens and strikes Runi, who writhes
terribly as the energy ripples over her.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2650e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
The golem pounds Runi with a mighty fist of granite.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi calls out for the aid of her Seraphic guardian.
White light floods the area, and a shimmering figure appears beside Runi.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus pricks Runi twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
Runi appears weaker as her channel to water fails.
Runi appears weaker as her channel to fire fails.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi takes a drink from a sunflower etched vial.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2651e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a crude
Dragontooth dirk into his right hand, with a whip of jagged copper cable flowing
into the left.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus slips behind Runi and garrotes her with his whip.
<637/637h (0) 335/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
A gentle hum arises from Runi's seraph, as it raises a shield to protect her.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
A massive, ethereal hammer rises out of Juran's tattoo and smashes Runi's
translucent shield.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2652e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
The golem grabs and bearhugs Runi, trying to squeeze the life from her.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Runi takes a drink from a sunflower etched vial.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a crude
Dragontooth dirk into his right hand, with a whip of jagged copper cable flowing
into the left.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Justus slips behind Runi and garrotes her with his whip.
Runi gives a last, feeble gasp as her windpipe is crushed.
Runi has been slain by Justus.
You reach over to comfort Runi as she falls to the pk level of Dazzling.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
Wide dusty plain adjoining Savannah.
This area is unnaturally flooded with water. A smattering of clouds fills the
sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You are in a land which is caught
between conflicting influences, inhabiting the periphery of the deserts, the
grasslands to the east, and far to the west the Areish mountains which tower
over you with their impressive bulk. Here however is a barren and almost
featureless wilderness where little grows, a place exposed to the ravages of the
elements and which offer the traveler little in the way of succour. A sigil in
the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Yellow rosebushes
erupt in full bloom around a nearly translucent pillar, where a large topaz key
spins gently on its end. A large beehive hangs down from the trees above. The
decaying remains of Runi lie here. Barely visible, a black ant lies crushed on
the ground. A swarm of bees hovers menacingly nearby. A mighty earth golem
stands guard here. A peaceful aura fills the area, emanating from Juran, Aspect
of Aryana. He wields a Druidic quarterstaff in his hands. Sir Justus Thorondor
is here, hidden. He wields a whip of jagged copper cable in his left hand and a
crude Dragontooth dirk in his right. Several large white oak trees form a
peaceful grove.
You see a single exit leading southeast.
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
You say, "Laaaaag."
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>>
<637/637h (0) 331/386m 2653e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:24:37.078
You do not see that individual here. Need new targets!
<637/637h (0) 351/386m 2672e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:26:36.437
Issue #96952 has been filed regarding you. Please submit a reply as soon as
possible. (See HELP ISSUES, HELP USINGISSUES)
Issue #96952 Reported by: Runi Re: Cardi
2010-08-26 02:26:48:
He's been repeatedly killing me for no real reason. I've tried to ask him to
stop, but he refuses.
(No reply yet)
<637/637h (0) 320/386m 2672e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:27:56.484'ha ha
You say, "Ha ha."
<637/637h (0) 320/386m 2672e 1581w <eb> <bd>> 20:27:58.484deaths runi
Runi Deaths
--------------------------------------------------------------
Deaths Killer Time
--------------------------------------------------------------
1 Justus 2010/08/26 02:24:42
2 Cardi 2010/08/20 20:07:35
1 Jarrhn 2010/08/15 06:31:10
1 Yurii 2010/08/07 01:51:17
1 Keijima 2010/08/05 23:28:06
--------------------------------------------------------------
Player Deaths: 6 Mobile Deaths: 0