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As seen by Anonymous. Posted under Imperian as a Funnies log.The princes of Lisspalia are met with hostility when they check on their subjects in Kinsarmar.
Submitted 16 Dec 2011. 469 views in total, 2.97 per day.Kinsarmar Crossroads.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A sewer grate looms darkly beneath your feet. An unadorned bench of green marble sits here. Violet fire ripples over a tall obelisk of solid crystal, set into the very center of the crossroad. No bigger than a dwarf, a tiny marble fountain ofa cherubim has been placed here. A slender depiction in silver has been placed here, a resplendent sculpture of the Lady of the Arcane. A delicate windchime hangs here, beautiful shells moving in the wind. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A wheeled cannon rests here. There are 2 eye sigils here. An irregular, broken rock lies here. A wooden goblet is sitting on the ground. A valuable suit of chain mail is here. A tiny dog with a profusion of springy curls upon her head and tail is running around in circles here. A fragile little bird with blush-coloured feathers is perched here, warbling a lovely tune. A large, gold flecked hawk hovers in the air gracefully here, its wings shimmering in the light. A noble mustang of blood-red colouring prances here, with eyes of silvery starlight. The wise glance of a snow owl passes over you. There are 6 elite Sidhe Skywatchers here. Muscles rippling beneath its ebon coat, a massive shire stands here poised and alert. A vicious smoke-blue stallion stands here, pawing and stomping ferociously at the ground. A strawberry-roan mare stands here, fidgeting impatiently as she occasionally noses at nearby objects. Carefully watching everything, a white snow tiger slowly paces the area. There are 2 elite Lorekeeper Knights here. There are 26 elite Mages of Kinsarmar here. A fierce sabretooth tiger prowls silently here. An adorable calico kitten wanders here, chasing about imaginary bits of fluff. Sir Iltari Elenwe is here. He wields a sharpened quarterstaff in his hands. Galt Amherst is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. He wields a tower shield in his left hand and a massive elemental war-staff in his right.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
Wiliam arrives from the southeast.
Wiliam leaves to the south.
Wiliam arrives from the south.
You nod your acknowledgement of Wiliam.
Wiliam says, "Greetingsh, shimpletonsh."
A great weight seems to have been lifted from Galt.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt rubs some salve on his skin.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
You say, "Good to shee you."
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
You say, "I trusht you are working hard for my parentsh?"
You tilt your head curiously at Galt.
Galt Amherst says, "Eh?"
You say, "We were shent to check upon our shlavesh."
Wiliam gives you a nod of acknowledgement.
Wiliam says to Galt, "And you shir sheem to be shlacking."
Ninian enters from the south following Katinel.
Wiliam stares at Galt intently as he approaches him, sucking his thumb absently
minded. Wiliam stops for a moment, watching Galt closely as he withdraws his
thumb from his mouth and wipes it on Galt's arm.
Wiliam steps on Galt's feet and he cups his chin, stroking his own with his
free hand. "Well formed chin, shir." Wiliam comments right before he places a
quick kiss upon the tip of Galt's nose and steps back, returning to normal as
if nothing had happened.
You say, "Aha, more shimpletonsh."
You have emoted: Eugene gives a totally blank stare for several seconds, he
puts his finger into his mouth briefly, covering his fingertip with saliva.
You have recovered balance.
You have emoted: Eugene gives Galt a eager look, scrunching up his face,
reaching over with his wet finger and placing it directly into Galt's ear. He
lingers for a second and then withdraws it, his face returning to normal as if
nothing had happened.
You have recovered balance.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
You gag a bit as Galt's stink wafts over you.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Ninian inclines her head respectfully.
You nod your head.
Wiliam says to Ninian, "Greetingsh shimpleton."
Galt Amherst says, "How peculiar."
Storm Child Ninian says to Wiliam, "Shimpleton?"
Ninian raises an eyebrow questioningly.
Iltari is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light and the shimmering
image of the Wyvern momentarily overlaps him.
You nod your acknowledgement of Ninian.
You say, "Shimpleton."
Galt Amherst says to Katinel, "Please shoo for a moment."
Galt Amherst says to Iltari, "You too."
Katinel gives Galt an acknowledging nod.
Ninian leaves to the west following Katinel.
Iltari leaves to the south, a wyvern reflected in his eyes.
Galt closes his eyes, focusing on the magick about him.
Galt takes a drink from a blackened sinn and bone vial.
As the retardation vibration embeds itself, time itself appears to slow.
Galt summons the elemental waters, magically flooding the ground.
Wiliam coughs and splutters as he inhales some water, flailing about in the
process.
You move sluggishly into action.
You say, "Not ash compleksh ash."
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the north.
A tiny dog with corkscrew curls frantically flounders about in the water.
A snow tiger named Snowflake frantically flounders about in the water.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the east.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
A snow tiger named Snowflake frantically flounders about in the water.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the south.
Wiliam coughs and splutters as he inhales some water, flailing about in the
process.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
A tiny dog with corkscrew curls frantically flounders about in the water.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the west.
Wiliam coughs and splutters as he inhales some water, flailing about in the
process.
Wiliam says, "What ish thish?"
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
You gag a bit as Galt's stink wafts over you.
Galt fashions a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it.
You move sluggishly into action.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
You say, "My parentsh will not be pleashed."
Wiliam says, "You will shuffer for your insholence."
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
A tiny amount of water squirts from the cherubs arrow towards the sky and into
the bottom basin, causing a small splash.
Wiliam disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.
A tiny dog with corkscrew curls frantically flounders about in the water.
You move sluggishly into action.
Realizing that you have absolutely no clue where you are, you call on the power of the Gods to rescue you.
An arch-filled clearing.
A small wooden sign floats here, displaying numerous directions. A heavy iron chest sits here. A simple hammock hangs here, inviting in its comfortable appeal. A plain wooden sign is here, with a yellow parchment hanging on it. A glass sphere rolls around here, pushed to and fro by a small brown hamster contained within. A small brown puffball bares her teeth in a wide, crooked grin as she begs for scraps here. Wiliam is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and down.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A sewer grate looms darkly beneath your feet. An unadorned bench of green marble sits here. Violet fire ripples over a tall obelisk of solid crystal, set into the very center of the crossroad. No bigger than a dwarf, a tiny marble fountain ofa cherubim has been placed here. A slender depiction in silver has been placed here, a resplendent sculpture of the Lady of the Arcane. A delicate windchime hangs here, beautiful shells moving in the wind. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A wheeled cannon rests here. There are 2 eye sigils here. An irregular, broken rock lies here. A wooden goblet is sitting on the ground. A valuable suit of chain mail is here. A tiny dog with a profusion of springy curls upon her head and tail is running around in circles here. A fragile little bird with blush-coloured feathers is perched here, warbling a lovely tune. A large, gold flecked hawk hovers in the air gracefully here, its wings shimmering in the light. A noble mustang of blood-red colouring prances here, with eyes of silvery starlight. The wise glance of a snow owl passes over you. There are 6 elite Sidhe Skywatchers here. Muscles rippling beneath its ebon coat, a massive shire stands here poised and alert. A vicious smoke-blue stallion stands here, pawing and stomping ferociously at the ground. A strawberry-roan mare stands here, fidgeting impatiently as she occasionally noses at nearby objects. Carefully watching everything, a white snow tiger slowly paces the area. There are 2 elite Lorekeeper Knights here. There are 26 elite Mages of Kinsarmar here. A fierce sabretooth tiger prowls silently here. An adorable calico kitten wanders here, chasing about imaginary bits of fluff. Sir Iltari Elenwe is here. He wields a sharpened quarterstaff in his hands. Galt Amherst is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. He wields a tower shield in his left hand and a massive elemental war-staff in his right.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
Wiliam arrives from the southeast.
Wiliam leaves to the south.
Wiliam arrives from the south.
You nod your acknowledgement of Wiliam.
Wiliam says, "Greetingsh, shimpletonsh."
A great weight seems to have been lifted from Galt.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt rubs some salve on his skin.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
You say, "Good to shee you."
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
You say, "I trusht you are working hard for my parentsh?"
You tilt your head curiously at Galt.
Galt Amherst says, "Eh?"
You say, "We were shent to check upon our shlavesh."
Wiliam gives you a nod of acknowledgement.
Wiliam says to Galt, "And you shir sheem to be shlacking."
Ninian enters from the south following Katinel.
Wiliam stares at Galt intently as he approaches him, sucking his thumb absently
minded. Wiliam stops for a moment, watching Galt closely as he withdraws his
thumb from his mouth and wipes it on Galt's arm.
Wiliam steps on Galt's feet and he cups his chin, stroking his own with his
free hand. "Well formed chin, shir." Wiliam comments right before he places a
quick kiss upon the tip of Galt's nose and steps back, returning to normal as
if nothing had happened.
You say, "Aha, more shimpletonsh."
You have emoted: Eugene gives a totally blank stare for several seconds, he
puts his finger into his mouth briefly, covering his fingertip with saliva.
You have recovered balance.
You have emoted: Eugene gives Galt a eager look, scrunching up his face,
reaching over with his wet finger and placing it directly into Galt's ear. He
lingers for a second and then withdraws it, his face returning to normal as if
nothing had happened.
You have recovered balance.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Galt strums a few notes on his Golden Lyre of Shallah, and a prismatic barrier
forms around him.
You gag a bit as Galt's stink wafts over you.
Galt's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Ninian inclines her head respectfully.
You nod your head.
Wiliam says to Ninian, "Greetingsh shimpleton."
Galt Amherst says, "How peculiar."
Storm Child Ninian says to Wiliam, "Shimpleton?"
Ninian raises an eyebrow questioningly.
Iltari is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light and the shimmering
image of the Wyvern momentarily overlaps him.
You nod your acknowledgement of Ninian.
You say, "Shimpleton."
Galt Amherst says to Katinel, "Please shoo for a moment."
Galt Amherst says to Iltari, "You too."
Katinel gives Galt an acknowledging nod.
Ninian leaves to the west following Katinel.
Iltari leaves to the south, a wyvern reflected in his eyes.
Galt closes his eyes, focusing on the magick about him.
Galt takes a drink from a blackened sinn and bone vial.
As the retardation vibration embeds itself, time itself appears to slow.
Galt summons the elemental waters, magically flooding the ground.
Wiliam coughs and splutters as he inhales some water, flailing about in the
process.
You move sluggishly into action.
You say, "Not ash compleksh ash."
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the north.
A tiny dog with corkscrew curls frantically flounders about in the water.
A snow tiger named Snowflake frantically flounders about in the water.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the east.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
A snow tiger named Snowflake frantically flounders about in the water.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the south.
Wiliam coughs and splutters as he inhales some water, flailing about in the
process.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
A tiny dog with corkscrew curls frantically flounders about in the water.
Galt raises his hands dramatically, and summons an icewall to the west.
Wiliam coughs and splutters as he inhales some water, flailing about in the
process.
Wiliam says, "What ish thish?"
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
You gag a bit as Galt's stink wafts over you.
Galt fashions a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it.
You move sluggishly into action.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
You say, "My parentsh will not be pleashed."
Wiliam says, "You will shuffer for your insholence."
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water, trying desperately to stay
above the surface.
A tiny amount of water squirts from the cherubs arrow towards the sky and into
the bottom basin, causing a small splash.
Wiliam disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.
A tiny dog with corkscrew curls frantically flounders about in the water.
You move sluggishly into action.
Realizing that you have absolutely no clue where you are, you call on the power of the Gods to rescue you.
An arch-filled clearing.
A small wooden sign floats here, displaying numerous directions. A heavy iron chest sits here. A simple hammock hangs here, inviting in its comfortable appeal. A plain wooden sign is here, with a yellow parchment hanging on it. A glass sphere rolls around here, pushed to and fro by a small brown hamster contained within. A small brown puffball bares her teeth in a wide, crooked grin as she begs for scraps here. Wiliam is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and down.