Seriously, one of these days

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As seen by Azefel. Posted under Imperian as a Funnies log.

Quicker than I could say "When you stop hitting on my wife."


also: you're*

Submitted 19 Dec 2012. 1382 views in total, 0.69 per day.
460H460 490M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rt Portal -> Sadeypoint wand at sadey
(Ring): You say, "Portal -> Sadey."
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
-=-= Portal Forming (6s) =-=-
eq:3.60
460H460 467M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
460H460 467M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
460H460 467M460 100E [-b db][T:-] who sadey
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who sadey
who sadey
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who sadey
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
-=-= Portal is UP =-=-
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who sadey
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who sadey
who sadey
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 41 players in this world.
460H460 467M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rt Portal -> Sadeypoint wand at sadey
(Ring): You say, "Portal -> Sadey."
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
-=-= Portal Forming (6s) =-=-
eq:3.60
460H460 444M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
460H460 444M460 100E [-b db][T:-] who sade
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 40 players in this world.
460H460 444M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
460H460 444M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
460H460 454M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
-=-= Portal is UP =-=-
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Ring): Septus says, "Haha."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
The shifting form of Aros, riding a sleek black stallion, Aspect of Moradeim enters from the southwest.
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Aros, riding a sleek black stallion, Aspect of Moradeim leaves to the northeast, a feeling of confusion leaving with him.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
The shifting form of Aros, riding a sleek black stallion, Aspect of Moradeim enters from the northeast.
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Aros, riding a sleek black stallion, steps through a sewer grate and is gone.
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The shifting form of Aros, riding a sleek black stallion, Aspect of Moradeim enters from the down.
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Aros snaps to attention as he raises a clenched fist over his chest in salute.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rt hopefully sooner or later it will turn into another Shou
(Ring): You say, "Hopefully sooner or later it will turn into another Shou."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
Aros, riding a sleek black stallion, Aspect of Moradeim leaves to the southwest, a feeling of confusion leaving with him.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rgwho
The following members of your ring are online:
Shuno
Disciple Susser
Aros Stark
Septus
Azefel Blackmoor, Avatar of Vengeance
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] stat
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Azefel Blackmoor, Avatar of Vengeance
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You are dressed warmly, and utterly satiated.
You are fully rested.
You are sober and in full control of your faculties.
You are a formal enemy of: Animists, Ansheri, Celidon, Idras, Kaark'krazul, Khandava, Kinsarmar, Kipos, Pabin'aquinumi, Silvari, Sintcega, Spectres, Ssyra, Stavenn, Tzolkin, Velin.
You are not welcome in: Celidon, Khandava, Kinsarmar, Stavenn, and the associated townes.
You currently possess 106 Lessons, 19 Credits, 17 Bound Credits.
You have played for a total of 153 days, 1 hours and 3 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 12 hours and 52 minutes.
You are wedded to Ranai Blackmoor.
Your warcry is, 'BWAHAHAHA!!!'
You are not currently posed.
You are in the midst of your largest hunting streak as a Champion with 127 kills.
You are in the midst of your largest slaying streak as a Champion with 2 kills.
You will timeout after 15 minutes of inactivity.
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460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who sade
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         Sadey - A make-shift kitchen       [14126] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] credits for sale
Credits currently available for purchase:
      10 credits at  9500 gold per credit.
      29 credits at  9900 gold per credit.
       1 credits at  9990 gold per credit.
      69 credits at 10000 gold per credit.
      20 credits at 10100 gold per credit.
       3 credits at 10299 gold per credit.
       2 credits at 11000 gold per credit.
     100 credits at 12000 gold per credit.
       2 credits at 12345 gold per credit.
      33 credits at 15000 gold per credit.
(7 offers with higher prices have not been shown.)
Total credits for sale: 269 shown (451 total)  (Average sale price: 8826)
Use CREDITS BUY <number> AT <max gold per credit> to purchase.
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Aulani, Bellinda, Blyth, Caelya, Cordilia, Cragoy, Darin, Fazlee, Ike, Insinyan, Irmosel, Isadarr, Jaivanna, Jorachim, Kaufmann, Khepera, Khizan, Kinder, Maglust, Mathiaus, Mena, Notine, Pareze, Pellerin, Penelope, Rei, Sadey, Scantor, Selah, Septus, Shaheen, Shuno, Sroath, Susser, Tek, and Zaniah.
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There are 39 players in this world.
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(Burt): Caelya says, "How much longer?"
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] honours shou
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Shou Agarwaen (Male Sylayan).
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He is 127 years old, having been born on the 1st of Ultio, 556 AD.
He is a member of the Agarwaen bloodline.
He was a member of the Whitewolf bloodline.
He is ranked 2nd in Imperian.
He is ranked 24th in Questing.
He is ranked 1st in Bashing.
He is ranked 126th in Player Killing.
He has earned 598 Achievement Points.
He is ranked 38th in Achievements.
He has taken on the mantle of an Aspect of Aryana.
He is the 202nd ranked combatant with a rating of 990.
He is the 137th ranked arena combatant with 41 wins.
He is a Hamini in Antioch.
He is an aide to the Malikah of El'jazira.
He is a Territorial Rover in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a Capable fisherman.
He is a member of the clan called 'Legion of the Sands.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Desert Grains.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Civic Awareness.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Aetherius.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry is known to be, 'Behind this mask is an idea, and ideas are untouchable'
He is considered to be approximately 105% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Karyn Agarwaen in marriage.
He has 30 lines of special honors.
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(Burt): Khepera says, "I hope we hit 100% before this weekend."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who isa
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       Isadarr - Nearing the deserts edge   [4 rms] - Shaahri desert.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who cae
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        Caelya - A gentle rise on Guards      [102] - City of Kinsarmar.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Burt): Khepera says, "Cause I'll be busy almost all weekend."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] clwho
The following members of the clan of Honorary Council of Manliness are online:
Azefel Blackmoor, Avatar of Vengeance
The Rock, Ike Grysanovich
Lord Khizan Vladin
Aulani Kith'Vahni
Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade
Lady Mena Greyjoy
Lady Isadarr Greyjoy-S'Sylistha
Wildgraf Jorachim Stonefang, Master of the Hammer
Aros Stark
Khepera Talmarian
Lady Caelya Talmarian
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Market): Sadey says, "Seeking the name of the mysterious person who opens portals to me while hunting."
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(Burt): Khepera says, "Oh."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Burt): Khepera says, "This election is almost over."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] market trading that information for non-Celidonian mango
(Burt): Khepera says, "Sweet."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Market): You say, "Trading that information for non-Celidonian mango."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] qw
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Aulani, Bellinda, Blyth, Caelya, Cordilia, Cragoy, Darin, Fazlee, Ike, Insinyan, Irmosel, Isadarr, Jaivanna, Jorachim, Kaufmann, Khepera, Khizan, Kinder, Maglust, Mathiaus, Mena, Notine, Pareze, Pellerin, Penelope, Rei, Sadey, Scantor, Selah, Septus, Shaheen, Shuno, Sroath, Susser, Tek, and Zaniah.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who sadey
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         Sadey - A dangerous path           [2 rms] - Nagiri Caverns.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who ike
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           Ike - Artisan's Delights         [15849] - City of Kinsarmar.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who kh
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       Khepera - A gentle rise on Guards      [102] - City of Kinsarmar.
        Khizan - A gentle rise on Guards      [102] - City of Kinsarmar.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who au
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        Aulani - A gentle rise on Guards      [102] - City of Kinsarmar.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
Twinkling as much as the stars behind it, the moon of Change travels close to Aetherius.
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Sadey tells you, "Your gonna have to ask me out like all the other suitors."
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(Market): Pellerin says, "An answer in and of itself, perhaps?"
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] who pel
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      Pellerin - Within the Kinsarmar Gat     [100] - City of Kinsarmar.
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There are 39 players in this world.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Burt): Iluv says, "Fucking mangos."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rt Portal -> Sadeypoint wand at sadey
(Ring): You say, "Portal -> Sadey."
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
-=-= Portal Forming (6s) =-=-
eq:3.60
460H460 437M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
460H460 437M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving."
460H460 437M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
460H460 437M460 100E [-b db][T:-]
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
460H460 437M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
-=-= Portal is UP =-=-
460H460 446M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
460H460 446M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Burt): Caelya says, "Why are our people so fucking stupid with market."
460H460 446M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rt Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving."
(Ring): You say, "Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving.""
460H460 456M460 100E [eb db][T:-] clan switch 1
Your current clan will now be the 'Honorary Council of Manliness' clan.
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(Burt): Khepera says, "Because they are."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] clt Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving."
Sadey, riding a spirited Shaahri stallion, emerges into the room from ether.
She is followed by a noble kestrel.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Burt): You say, "Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving.""
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
A cannon ball races in from the east, rips through Sadey's body, and streaks westward.
A massive wooden bolt flies in from the southwest, impaling Sadey directly through the chest, lifting her off her feet.
Impaled on a massive wooden bolt, Sadey sails away to the northeast.
A massive net flies in from the southwest and sails away northeastward.
A cannon ball races in from the southwest and streaks northeastward.
A cannon ball races in from the southwest and streaks northeastward.
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(Ring): Septus says, "Dare her."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] rt HAHAHAHAH
(Ring): You say, "HAHAHAHAH."
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(Burt): Iluv says, "Hahaha."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] clt Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving."
(Burt): You say, "Sadey tells you, "And seriously one of these days I am gonna step through that and start cleaving.""
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
(Burt): Caelya says, "Lmfao."
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(Burt): Iluv says, "I hope she does."
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(Burt): Caelya says, "Omg."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] ne
ne
ne
Kinsarmar Road near the Shuk. [City of Antioch.][606]
This has been marked as holy ground. Some rose petals lie here in a small pile. A tengu hovers gently over the ground here. An elite Muamrite archer is manning a cannon here. He has fifty cannon balls. A shaggy grey mustang roams warily nearby.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast, southwest, and in.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] ne
Kinsarmar Road inside Caanae Gate. [City of Antioch.][607]
This has been marked as holy ground. A small orphine seed lies here. The decaying remains of Sadey lie here. A small red pony with white spots is here, swishing her braided tail. An elite Muamrite archer is manning a cannon here. He has fifty cannon balls.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
There is no exit in that direction.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-]
There is no exit in that direction.
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(Burt): Khepera says, "But this is from the woman who's married to a man who's been market banned for 8 years for calling Baar names on Market..."
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] broad
decapitate body
Please explain.
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You begin chopping away at the neck of the corpse with a hunter's spear.
bal:8.20
460H460 460M460 100E [e- db][T:-] clt so anyway
(Burt): You say, "So anyway."
460H460 460M460 100E [e- db][T:-]
(Burt): Ike says, "She is so annoying some times."
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(Burt): Caelya says, "I can't believe she did that."
460H460 460M460 100E [e- db][T:-]
You have recovered balance.
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You finally manage to sever the head from the corpse of Sadey, leaving only a pool of blood where the head had been.
460H460 460M460 100E [eb db][T:-] get bodyget head
You pick up a headless corpse.
You pick up the decapitated head of Sadey.
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