Rebounding pwnage.

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As seen by Cyron. Posted under Imperian as a Funnies log.

Sara getting owned by my rebounding after asking me for a duel.

Submitted 21 May 2008. 693 views in total, 0.2 per day.
You say, "Ready?"
<482/402h 286/238m 1772e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> Target is now: sara

Sara takes a long drag off her pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.
<482/402h 286/238m 1773e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
The cloud cover clears, revealing the sparkling night sky.
<482/402h 286/238m 1773e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara nods her head.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> hound slay sara
order demon attack sara
hound startle sara

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears. (anti-weapon field)
Your action causes the shimmering translucent shield around you to fade away.
Sara walks in divine grace. You may not harm her.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> (smoke pipe with linseed)
Sara walks in divine grace. You may not harm her.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
You whistle a signal to your hound.
A hound flies up to Sara's mount, startling it to buck and jump, and she is
thrown aside.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <e-pp> <p>>
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <e-pp> <p>>
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <e-pp> <p>>
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Sara.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <e-pp> <p>>
You have recovered balance.
=====BALANCE IS BACK, ATTACK=====
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> wag

The segments of your tail click faintly as it sways behind you.
<482/402h 286/238m 1774e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> say grace.

Sara cries aloud her rejection of divine grace.
<482/402h 286/238m 1775e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you. (anti-weapon field)
<482/402h 286/238m 1775e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
You say, "Grace."
<482/402h 286/238m 1775e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sara swings a strong broadsword at you powerfully.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
Sara swings a strong broadsword at you powerfully.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> say ready?

You say, "Ready?"
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a drink from an etched cerulean vial.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Knight Aspirant Sara screams, "ORPHINE!"
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara quickly eats an orphine seed.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a long drag off her pipe, exhaling a light, bluish mist.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> Target is now: sara
With a lightning-quick motion, Sara slashes you with a strong broadsword.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
Sara pales suddenly and slumps perceptibly.
Sara swings a strong broadsword at you powerfully.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
Sara's skin suddenly turns pale and she begins sweating profusely.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara quickly eats a nightshade root.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a drink from an etched cerulean vial.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara touches a tree of life tattoo.
Sara's colour returns to her face.
<482/402h 286/238m 1776e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
<482/402h 286/238m 1777e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara quickly eats a nightshade root.
<482/402h 286/238m 1777e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
With a lightning-quick motion, Sara slashes you with a strong broadsword.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
With a lightning-quick motion, Sara slashes you with a strong broadsword.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
<482/402h 286/238m 1777e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a drink from an etched cerulean vial.
<482/402h 286/238m 1777e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara sheaths a strong broadsword into a Lorekeeper scabbard with her left hand.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara sheaths a strong broadsword into a Lorekeeper scabbard with her right
hand.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a dwarven battleaxe from a sturdy kestrel-imprinted satchel.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a dwarven battleaxe from a sturdy kestrel-imprinted satchel.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara begins to wield a dwarven battleaxe in her left hand.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara begins to wield a dwarven battleaxe in her right hand.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara's knuckles grow momentarily white as she strengthens her grip.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara empties out an etched cerulean vial into her mouth.
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara lurches forward, but misses you with a dwarven battleaxe.
Sara viciously slashes you with a dwarven battleaxe!
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
<482/402h 286/238m 1778e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a drink from a silver-inlaid black vial.
<482/402h 286/238m 1779e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
You sense Kagai has entered Imperian, ready to begin life anew.
<482/402h 286/238m 1779e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara takes a drink from an etched cerulean vial.
<482/402h 286/238m 1780e 1093w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara lurches forward, but misses you with a dwarven battleaxe.
Sara lurches forward, but misses you with a dwarven battleaxe.
<482/402h 286/238m 1780e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> hound slay sara
order demon attack sara

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears. (anti-weapon field)
You order a ravenous hound to attack Sara.
A ravenous hound obeys your command.
<482/402h 286/238m 1780e 1093w 28x <ebpp>> (smoke pipe with linseed)
You order a demon resembling a fearsome alligator to attack Sara.
A demon resembling a fearsome alligator obeys your command.
<482/402h 286/238m 1780e 1093w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
<482/402h 286/238m 1780e 1093w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
<482/402h 286/238m 1780e 1093w 28x <ebpp> <p>> engage sara

You move in to engage Sara.
<482/402h 281/238m 1780e 1092w 28x <-bpp> <p>>
A demon resembling a fearsome alligator suddenly clams its vice-like jaws
around Sara and drags him under the water.
<482/402h 281/238m 1780e 1092w 28x <-bpp> <p>>
You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
Sara takes a drink from a silver-inlaid black vial.
<482/402h 281/238m 1780e 1092w 28x <-bpp>>
You have regained your mental equilibrium.
<482/402h 281/238m 1780e 1092w 28x <ebpp>>
Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
A ravenous hound slashes Sara viciously.
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<482/402h 277/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>> (light pipes)
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you. (anti-weapon field)
<482/402h 277/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>>
You quickly light your pipes, surrounding yourself with a cloud of smoke.
<482/402h 277/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>> `s0

[Trigger level set on 0.]
[No trigger can cause anything to be sent.]
<482/402h 277/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara ceases to wield a dwarven battleaxe in her left hand.
<482/402h 272/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara ceases to wield a dwarven battleaxe in her right hand.
<482/402h 272/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara's knuckles grow momentarily white as she strengthens her grip.
<482/402h 272/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp>>
Sara has writhed free of her entanglement by ropes.
<482/402h 272/238m 1781e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
Sara stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
<482/402h 272/238m 1782e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
A demon resembling a fearsome alligator sinks its teeth into Sara, gouging
great wounds when it rips its teeth out of her.
<482/402h 272/238m 1782e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
Sara takes a drink from a silver-inlaid black vial.
<482/402h 272/238m 1782e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
A black hound dashes into Sara, causing her to lose balance.
<482/402h 268/238m 1782e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
You feel your density return to normal. (density)
<482/402h 268/238m 1783e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
A demon resembling a fearsome alligator sinks its teeth into Sara, gouging
great wounds when it rips its teeth out of her.
<482/402h 268/238m 1783e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
Sara quickly draws a strong broadsword from a Lorekeeper scabbard with her left
hand.
<482/402h 263/238m 1783e 1090w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
Sara quickly draws a strong broadsword from a Lorekeeper scabbard with her
right hand.
<482/402h 263/238m 1783e 1090w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
Sara's knuckles grow momentarily white as she strengthens her grip.
<482/402h 263/238m 1783e 1090w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
Tossing its head in defiance and continuing its search for a meal, a cat leaves
to the in.
<482/402h 263/238m 1783e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
With a lightning-quick motion, Sara slashes you with a strong broadsword.
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
Sara viciously slashes you with a strong broadsword!
The attack rebounds back onto Sara!
<482/402h 263/238m 1783e 1091w 28x <ebpp> <p>>
envenom 161615 with benzedrine
envenom 173605 with benzedrine
dsl sara
<482/402h 240/238m 1780e 1090w 28x <ebpp>>
You rub some benzedrine on a strong broadsword.
<482/402h 240/238m 1780e 1090w 28x <ebpp>>
You rub some benzedrine on a strong broadsword.
<482/402h 240/238m 1780e 1090w 28x <ebpp>>
You swing a strong broadsword at Sara's left arm with all your might.
Lightning-quick, you jab Sara's right arm with a strong broadsword.
The final blow proves too much for Sara, who falls to the floor a broken,
bloody mess.
You have slain Sara.
Sara drops the corpse of a baby rat.
<482/402h 240/238m 1778e 1090w 32x <e-pp>> ql