Ilyarin vs 'The System'
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As seen by Ilyarin. Posted under Lusternia as a Funnies log.Trying to beat the system... And losing.
Submitted 9 Aug 2009. 990 views in total, 0.17 per day.You pull a sturdy lever downwards.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:41.156]
A crisp voice states, "The elevator has been called."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:41.549]
Before the asylum wards.
Elusive, crazed angles and bizarre alien geometries comprise the seething shrine of monolithic, hieroglyph engraved spires that stands as
testament to the mythic and terrible power of Lord Morgfyre. Celeris is here, shrouded. She wields a fiery tahto staff with both hands. Sir
Meir, Aspirant of the Dove is here, shrouded. He wields an angelic battle hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast (closed door), south, and northwest (closed door).
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:42.568]
Standing on a metal grate.
You see exits leading north and south.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32718en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:44.847]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:47.168]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:50.168]
Standing on a metal grate.
You see exits leading north and south.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:52.015]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:53.193]
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:53.524]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:56.161]
Celeris tells you, "Don't! You'll get squished!"
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:56.546]
You grit your teeth and will your pain out of existence.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:57.055]
Standing on a metal grate.
You see exits leading north and south.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:58.278]
The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments to comprehend your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your
head with tremendous force, shattering your skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing you into a pulp.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:59.313]
You have recovered equilibrium.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:0.163]
Before the asylum wards.
Elusive, crazed angles and bizarre alien geometries comprise the seething shrine of monolithic, hieroglyph engraved spires that stands as
testament to the mythic and terrible power of Lord Morgfyre. Celeris is here, shrouded. She wields a fiery tahto staff with both hands. Sir
Meir, Aspirant of the Dove is here, shrouded. He wields an angelic battle hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast (closed door), and northwest (closed door).
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32718en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:0.423]
Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32718en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:2.346]
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to the Pool of Stars.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32718en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:2.795]
A crisp voice states, "The elevator has arrived."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:5.254]
Meir utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:6.761]
You have recovered equilibrium.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:7.140]
You say, "I better go back to Celest before I die..."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:8.142]
The corners of Meir's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:12.149]
Celeris grins and nods.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 7p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:12.537]
You cry out in agony as the effects of your numbness fade away and you feel your wounds once more.
You have been slain by misadventure.
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfolds your body with scorching flames.
On the edge of the abyss.
You see a single exit leading down.
[Treant]» Kills: 0 Deaths: 2 (misadventure)
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:41.156]
A crisp voice states, "The elevator has been called."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:41.549]
Before the asylum wards.
Elusive, crazed angles and bizarre alien geometries comprise the seething shrine of monolithic, hieroglyph engraved spires that stands as
testament to the mythic and terrible power of Lord Morgfyre. Celeris is here, shrouded. She wields a fiery tahto staff with both hands. Sir
Meir, Aspirant of the Dove is here, shrouded. He wields an angelic battle hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast (closed door), south, and northwest (closed door).
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:42.568]
Standing on a metal grate.
You see exits leading north and south.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32718en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:44.847]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:47.168]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:50.168]
Standing on a metal grate.
You see exits leading north and south.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:52.015]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:53.193]
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:53.524]
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:56.161]
Celeris tells you, "Don't! You'll get squished!"
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 10p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:56.546]
You grit your teeth and will your pain out of existence.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:57.055]
Standing on a metal grate.
You see exits leading north and south.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:58.278]
The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments to comprehend your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your
head with tremendous force, shattering your skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing you into a pulp.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:59.313]
You have recovered equilibrium.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:0.163]
Before the asylum wards.
Elusive, crazed angles and bizarre alien geometries comprise the seething shrine of monolithic, hieroglyph engraved spires that stands as
testament to the mythic and terrible power of Lord Morgfyre. Celeris is here, shrouded. She wields a fiery tahto staff with both hands. Sir
Meir, Aspirant of the Dove is here, shrouded. He wields an angelic battle hammer in each hand.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast (closed door), and northwest (closed door).
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32718en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:0.423]
Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32718en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:2.346]
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to the Pool of Stars.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32718en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:2.795]
A crisp voice states, "The elevator has arrived."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:5.254]
Meir utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w lrx[]- [13:25:6.761]
You have recovered equilibrium.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:7.140]
You say, "I better go back to Celest before I die..."
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:8.142]
The corners of Meir's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 6p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:12.149]
Celeris grins and nods.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 7p, 32720en, 22115w elrx[]- [13:25:12.537]
You cry out in agony as the effects of your numbness fade away and you feel your wounds once more.
You have been slain by misadventure.
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfolds your body with scorching flames.
On the edge of the abyss.
You see a single exit leading down.
[Treant]» Kills: 0 Deaths: 2 (misadventure)